A 48-year-old from Kampala, Uganda has claimed that scientists are currently researching the components of his fart to ascertain how and what exactly in it that kills mosquitoes in large numbers.
Two big mosquito repellent companies are paying Joe millions to study his farts so they can convert them into a mosquito repellent product. Joe’s good fart can drop all flying insects not bigger than mosquitoes dead within a 6-meter radius.
JOE RWAMIRAMA has reportedly been signed up by two insect repellent companies who are researching into his fart.
He is reported as saying that no one in his home village has ever contracted malaria because his fart kills insects over a six-mile radius which is estimated to be larger than that of the atomic bomb which destroyed Hiroshima in 1945.
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Corroborating his claim, thesun.co.uk quoted a local barber by name James Yoweri as saying: “He is known all over the city as the man who can kill mosquitoes with his farts.
“When Joe is around, we all know that mosquitoes will vanish.
“He is respectful of people around him and will only fart when there are mosquitoes around which bring malaria. His farts get rid of this disease.”
Also confirming the claim, a Local chief who knew Joe right from his infancy said he temporarily adopted him during the malaria season and no one in the neighbourhood contracted the disease
“I heard about Joe’s gift and I took him in to help mop out the mosquitoes infesting our surroundings.
“I eat ordinary food just like everyone else but no insect can lay a foot on me, not even a fly. I smell like a normal man and I bath daily and my farts are just like everyone else, they are only dangerous to small insects especially mosquitoes. Imagine buying a Raid can with my face on it”. Laughs Joe who just turned 48 last week.
Scientists believe what happened to Joe is probably just some type of evolution mutation combination to survive malaria.
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